I’m not going to give these little cretins any more time on my blog than necessary, but within the last 2 days, we have had 2 snake visitors. One confirmed poisonous and one we think was, but weren’t sure. Before you give me the blah blah blah about how beneficial snakes can be to help cut down on the rodent population, remember that I have a 4-year-old. WHO DOES NOT BELIEVE WE HAVE SNAKES. I don’t get it..the kid is smart and has fairly strong logic skills, but I guess because we haven’t ever had a back yard quite like this, she just can’t seem to get it in her head that the dead snakes mommy and daddy keep showing her were live bites waiting to happen. Sigh. So, we’re launching the snake offensive to reduce the amount of bites waiting to happen for this hard-headed kid. Some of it we already know, but some ideas we’ve seen online and we’re going to give them a try:
1) Remove the homes. This has been a bit of a bone of contention between Sheldon and me. We have leaves that have accumulated in the flower beds near the house. Sheldon being the super tree hugger that he is wanted to leave them as is so they could provide nutrients. I wanted to purchase a leaf blower (because frankly, I have done all of the raking that I think I safely can without being knee-deep in leaves) and blow those suckers to kingdom come. We had settled on the Sheldon method of leaving sleeping leaves lie until he saw yesterday’s snake on the front porch. I think Sheldon will be swinging by the store tonight after work to get the leaf blower in operation huff and I’ll puff and blow your house down.
2) Something stinks. Many of us have heard that mothballs are a great deterrent to snakes because of the smell. However, they can also be toxic to pets and kids who pop those little white balls in their mouths. However, I am going to try to embrace the smell without the risk. I heard about putting moth balls into a sealed container (like an empty milk jug) with small holes so that the smell can escape, but little paws/fingers can’t get the balls. Plus, this protects them in the rain so they don’t disintegrate. I hate the smell of moth balls, but I’m counting on snakes hating it more.
3) Let nature help. Of course there are tons of ways to help naturally dissuade snakes from camping out on your lawn furniture. For us, we’re going to do a multi-prong approach. We’ll be getting our guineas soon, and from what I understand, those pea brained little critters are great for controlling ticks and snakes. Something that we have had plenty of already. We also have barn cats who don’t seem to be into the snakes, but they are good for controlling the rodent population. Remove the food and snakes will go elsewhere, right? We’re also planting beds and planters filled with a mixture of lemongrass, rosemary and marigolds. It may not be the most gorgeous collection of plants, but who cares. At least I won’t keep having nightmares about snakes under foot ON MY FRONT PORCH! Sigh.
4) Let commercial products work. We’re not crazy about this, but see earlier comment about 4-year-old with stubborn streak. We’re also laying down some of the commercially available snake away granulated product. We’re not happy about this at all, but as parents, this is something we just need to do. We’re also going to lay down more DE to help reduce more of the food supply.
Bottom line is that we want to be as inhospitable as possible for these little slithery boogers. Would welcome any feedback on what you have done to reduce snakes near your home!